We Tell it Like It Is

10. "Anyone can do YOUR job"

9. "I'll buy the house, but I'm not signing anything."

8. "So you wouldn't consider a meth lab to be a selling feature?"

7. "Your listing is on fire."

6. "Is your commission negotiable?"

5. "My 90-year-old grandpa will be performing the home inspection."

4. "I've been a plumber my whole life, but I know more about real estate than you do."

3. "I'd like to offer $100,000 under the asking price."

2. "I forgot to tell you...I technically don't own the house you're listing for me."

1. "Thanks for showing me all those homes. I'm excited to take all the info. back to show my realtor."