We Tell it Like It Is

You are a true Minnesotan if:

--You are driving in the wintertime and can't tell the color of the other cars on the road

--You have ever thought 5 degrees felt warm

--You call Macy's "Dayton's"

--You hope to someday own a 4 wheeler, a snowmobile, a cabin up north, or best case scenario, all of the above!

--You've been so cold your nostrils feel like they are sticking

--You have asked someone or someone has asked you "is it cold enough for ya?"

--You've worn a winter jacket and shorts within the same week

--Hunting season is the highlight of your year

--You are in a fantasy hockey league

--Your school is shut down because of the temperature

--You own at least one pair of long underwear and will regret it if you don't

--95% of the funerals you've attended consisted of a luncheon where rolls, bars, casseroles (aka hot dish), mayo-based salads and punch & coffee were served.